Jobs I have had:
Apple orchard store reail
store cart attendent.
Ride operatior at amusment park

Jobs of which I have 2nd hand knowledge:
Robotics and controls
Art museum security guard
McDonald's
Being the Whoop Monster (that is a 20 pager in itself).
Stuggling extra in LA.
Paraprofesional in elementry school
working at gamestop


Character:
28 year old who is convinced that the government has a secret superp0wer projec operating and using it intergalactic prize fights. He loves collecting starmaps and evolutionary trees. He is 130 pounds and is 6' 4”. He can recite every roman emperor , known senator, and general. Can name every deitiy the the modern west is aware of. Has writen a two hundered page paper on the history of paper clips just for kicks

“How long has the ride been down?” Julie asked Phil as she aimed her spray bottle at the railing.
“Twenty-five minutes and twenty-eight, -nine, thrity seconds,” Phil peeled some gum off the 'walk. He stuck it on the back of his hand so he could through it in the trash when he next got near one, “I started reading a Pierre Boulle novel.”
“Really?”
“This couple is floating through space on vacation. They find a bottle with a manuscript in it.”
“Sounds interesting.” Julie scrubbed along.
“The manuscript tells about a man who joins a space program to Betelgeuse.
“Uh-hu”
“Betelgeuse has to be one of my favorite stars.”
“And, Why is that?”
“Well, according to Wikipedia it is 640 light years away. It is huge but they think it is only a few million years old.”
“That is facinating.”
“So, Who is your favourite Roman Emporer?” Phil moved the conversation along.
“I Don't know. Who is yours?”
“I really like Otho.I read on ach tee tee pee colon double slash triple-double-you dot roman heiphen empire dot net slash emperors slash otho dot html [http://www.roman-empire.net/emperors/otho.html],that he may have even been Nero's lever..” Some childern started to climb under the entrance chain.
“The ride is closed,” Julie told the kids. And they walked away.
“What are you not runniing the ride?” a managar walked up to Julie and Phil.
“It broke,” Phil said, “we called matenince. They said to shut down. It will take at least a half hour.”
“Sounds good,” the manager walked away.
“So, who is your favorite mythological character? I like ...”

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The Cat stood alone on the tower roof.
“Tonight is it,” said The Cat over his com-link
“You don't have to die so soon,” came a deep throaty response.
“Do you have a proposition, RockThorn?” said The Cat to the deep throaty voice.
“I am sorry, I thought I had told you to surrender.” RockThorn returned.
“How many people have you killed tonight, RockThorn?” The Cat saw a cape rise from an alley to the roof of an apartment complex.
“It appears that you may be able to ask my clients, tomorrow, if you continue your current path,” RockThorn shot a gun at The Cat.
“Feck Na Reptin! Lock Mo!” as the bullet entered The Cat's chest his chant caused his corporeal form to dissipate leaving the bullet to fly into a brick wall.
“I have spoken wrongly, my friend,” said Rockthorn as he clenched the hilt of his sword, “I hope dearly that I may bestow death upon you tonight. “I pray the evil has not held you too strongly.”
“The pain you shall receive for taking our slaves shall be much,” came The Cat's voice. And Rockthorn arched his back and cried aloud.
“I will not service Bob,” RockThorn hopped from roof to roof in search of his bullet.
“All that is alive shall be for Bob,” The Cat's spirit pushed RockThorn down an alley in between jumps.
“My anti-Bob life shall continue,” RockThorn pushed his left arm into a brick wall to keep from falling.
“Dr. Robert Pulfman has discovered pure good; please accept his gift old friend,” spoke the spirit of The Cat.
“For twenty eight years, you have called me foe,” RockThorn scaled the wall.
“I hated your actions, not you.”
“Yet, friend I was never called,” RockThorn continued up against the stabbing laid in by the spirit of The Cat.
“Why would I continue to seek correction for one that was not my friend?”
“Nearly every bank you prevented me from stealing from was one you had invested in.”
“It is wrong to steal from banks. And I invest in many banks. You just kept trying to rob the ones I invested in.”
“I successfully stole from twenty-four banks in which you had no investment,” RockThorn vomited as he stood up on the tower roof.
“This should not make you proud,” The Cat ground his spirit against RockThorn's kidney.
“You used to say that kindness was the only prerequisite for freedom and respect.,” RockThorn reached" for the built logged in the nearby wall.
“To accept Bob's goodness is to accept the ultimate kindness,” The Cat's Spirit pulled down an antenna unto RockThorn's head.
“Bob withholds all freedom, including the freedom to be kind,” RockThorn pushed against the antenna logged in his scalp.
“He gives all the freedom to choose,”

Story of the Unknown

This is a story beggining idea from option two on our list. I started with an incongruity and started puch little things all over that didn't make sense.
“Why is there a space ship here?” asked the archeologist as he walked into his neighbor's garage. His neighbor was a primatologiest.
“It is also a submarine and a land rover,” the primatologiest responded
“Come Bill, how were you able to get something like this?”
“Gorilla City, Tom. Gorilla City.”
“That is a comic book location, Bill.”
“Okay fine, It was in an orangutan monistary, Tom.”
“Is it still active, Bill?”
“No, Tom, The last monk died thirteen seconds ago.”
“How, Bill, must we make use of ourselves.”
“We must do battle, Tom.”
“I do not wish to fight you, Bill.”
“Silly Tom, I meant that we must fight the Evil Lord Nashpon.”

“O great Nashpon! How may we serve thee?”
“O Glorious One, what gifts shall we bring to you?”
“Shall we slay an entire species in order bring you pleasure, O Lord?” The reptilian noble children laughed uproariously as the mocked the stable boy, Nashpon. Now, some children would be discouraged by constant mocking. Other boys would hide the bitterness in their hearts fulling great power for revenge. Still others would simply try to live successfully in order to prove the others wrong in a much more dignified vengeance Some boys would ignore the others.

“Bill, This harness is really snug.”
“We are really about to go really fast, Tom.”
“Okay, Bill. I will hang on tight.” The ship started to rumble as both the primatologiest piolite and his Archeologist passenger piolet prepared for launch .

Things

Things I fear:
Perpetual suffering
The Unknowable
The Knowable
Failure
My self


Things for which I yearn:
Knowledge
Passion
Power
stability
Love
Hope
Success
the unknowable.

Things by which I am angered:
My Failure
My Disorganization
Cutting tongs
Sarcastic hearts
Hubris